“Pillow Book” Director Casting Hardcore Film

Following in the tradition of "Nine Songs" and "Shortbus," Peter Greenaway—director of "The Pillow Book" and "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, & Her Lover"—is rumored to be casting for a very sexy movie.

Our tipster reports:

Dutch actresses are auditioning for [Greenaway] and being asked two questions: 1) "Would you be willing to have unsimulated intercourse on screen?" 2) "Would you be willing to appear in a shot in which semen leaks out of your vagina?"

Unsimulated sex and creampies? From the director of "The Pillow Book"? Do we have to tell you how excited we are for this? We just hope it makes its way to American theaters—there's nothing quite like eating movie popcorn while watching semen leaking out of a vagina.

· Thumbnail star: the alluring Vivian Wu in "The Pillow Book"