“This Ain’t Star Trek XXX” Beaming Into Living Rooms This Spring

Yes, Hustler has just announced that, come this spring, they'll be boldly going where so many others have gone before: they're making a (very faithful!) parody porn of the original "Star Trek."

Unfortunately for us, the movie has yet to be cast (let alone shot!), so we can't really tell you anything more (except the release date—May 12, 2009, baby!). But we'll bet dollars to donuts that Jada Fire will be playing Uhura, and that Sulu—if he's actually played by an Asian man—will be a non-sex role. Unless (fingers crossed!) Hustler imports Keni Styles from across the pond. Now that would be awesome.

With any luck, they'll spin this off into a "This Ain't Star Trek: The Next Generation XXX" film... don't you think Roxy DeVille would make a stunning Deanna Troi?

· This Ain't Star Trek XXX (hustlerworld.com)