Stoya Leads Naughty Cast In “Bad Girls”

In the interest of not losing you, we'll refrain from trying to appear witty and clever by quoting you theme song from "Cops," and just get right into the pink of the Stoya. You're welcome.

By now, most of the free world knows exactly who our Supreme Commandress Stoya is—as well they should. They also know just how blazingly hot she is, and how—as we explained earlier this week—there's probably only one way for her to get any hotter. Which is doing two guys on camera at the same time. Which she does in this movie. Which made our heads (and genitals) simply explode.

It was pretty amazing. You should have been there.

What we didn't get to tell you, because of our understandable condition, was that the Digital Playground movie "Bad Girls" also features four other amazing and naughty nymphomaniacs: Serena Del Rio, Shay Jordan, Kelly Summers, and Gabriella Fox. That's nothing to sneeze at.

We're not quite sure what super director Robby D eats for breakfast, but his work just keeps getting better and better. Scene after glorious scene of this "capture" reflects his extraordinary ability as both a camera man and an auteur.

Digital Playground releases "Bad Girls" as early as the start of next week—and you won't want to miss it. All rights to these amazing sneak peek galleries are reserved, so behave yourselves okay? Have a glorious weekend!

· All images courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)