Do You Know These Exhibitionists?

Our distant cousin Gawker has just passed on a tip that they received from an earnest young Midwestern college student:

I go to a certain college in the midwest where some pictures are floating around Facebook of a couple not so discreetly boning in a park on campus. The funny thing is that, besides it having taken place in broad daylight and that the park is right in the middle of the campus, right by the main road, and frequently travelled through, they are doing it in the weirdest position. And if you look at the 3rd picture, you can see a group of friends innocently hanging out just a couple feet away. Anyway, I was hoping that, with Gawker's help, someone could identify this brave, adventurous, freaky couple. The more exposure, the better the chances someone will recognize them.

So tell us: do you know these intrepid souls? And if you do, will you ask them for some pointers? We have a feeling they could teach us a thing or two.