Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Lana Croft

Every time I see Birthday Girl Lana Croft's name, it makes me think, naturally, of the video-game-babe of nearly the same name, and what her adventures would be like if she were a pornstar.

I think the result of such an effort would be very much like Adam & Eve's "Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant," except with a plot. Lana Croft, who turns 24 today, would do almost the same thing she does now, except she would be animated.

Think of the opportunities for Lana Croft to couple with gods, demigods, exotic beast-men, skeletons with huge bones, sexy lady spies and just regular thugs. I'd totally play that game.

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Lana Croft at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· No Man's Land: White Man's Burden (gramponante.com)
· Buy Lana Croft's movies (gamelink.com)