3rd “Memoirs Of A Gusher” Showcases Divine Squirting

Some chicks taste so sweet and delightfully refreshing that you just can't help but get a good gulp straight off the tap. Sweet like hot liquid candy in your mouth.

That's why our big homies over at Pink Visual are rolling out their 3rd installment of "Memoirs of a Gusher." Bombshell Entertainment jammed this episode full of syrupy vaginal goodness, including booty boasting babe Janessa Jordan and her BFF's Megan, Arizona, Trishelle, and the elusively named Karma. We're not entirely sure why none of them have surnames, so we're assuming it's just to streamline them so they can carry more ecstasy fluid in their girly pouches.

Pink Visual promises us a "sheet soaking, mattress marinating good time," but we're certain that there's more to it. Clearly the sampler of photographic evidence they sent over reveals one sinner being baptized in steaming girl nectar. We're certain the look on his face is more salvation than chagrin. Could being "squirted" on be more like a religious experience than just dirty good fun? It sure would explain why they keep squealing out for God while being pinned to the bed and having their extra juicy holes drilled into squishy, satisfied puddles of lust.

Not to sound sacrilegious so early in the week, but we've got to know what the pattern of squirt looked like when these holy vessels of pleasure got up. Someone call the Vatican.

"Memoirs of a Gusher, Volume 3" releases this week from Pink Visual.

· Pink Visual (pinkvisual.com)