Femdom Without The Fight: “The Lingerie Salesman’s Worst Nightmare”

July 22, 2009
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Brixton is a lingerie executive, and Ally Ann is his hot but mousy secretary. When a model flakes on a trade show appearance, Brixton presses Ally into service. In any other porn movie, this would end differently.

The Lingerie Salesman's Worst Nightmare

Studio: Exotic Tales
Director: Arguilo
Cast: Sky Taylor, Ally Ann, Brixton

Review by: Gram Ponante

But "The Lingerie Salesman's Worst Nightmare" is a femdom movie, and all the wonderful things you'd imagine being perpetrated on the person of Ally wind up being executed on Brixton instead.

At the trade show, they meet high-powered lingerie buyer (it is a world I don't understand) Sky Taylor, who immediately dispatches with the effeminate Brixton's bullshit. Joining forces with Ally, the two women sissify Brixton and turn him into the model. He is made to parade in the girly clothes with wig and lipstick.

I don't think he minds.

I suppose this happens a lot in prison, but it didn't seem to me as if Brixton protested his sissification; he seemed to go along with it. When he stripped to reveal that he was already wearing women's panties and was inked with a trampstamp, it became clear that this movie was not about character arc.

I was very interested in Ally Ann, however, who became the object of Sky Taylor's affection even as she was abused by her boss. Reminiscent of Heather Graham, Ally is the femme-y eye candy of the movie.

Femdom exists on several levels in porn movies. There is the Pink Visual-style "Clothed Female Naked Male" movies, which are competently shot and formulaic, there is the transsexual-themed "Gia Darling Will Kick Your Ass!" in which straight-identifying (for the purpose of the movie) males are humiliated by trannies, and this, which had a fairly elaborate plot but which was shot and acted so poorly that it seemed like a high school production.

You know, a femdom high school.

I would have liked this movie more if it even paid lip service to suspension of disbelief. The plot showed promise, but the execution didn't. Poor Brixton is successfully jerked off in the end (through his panties), but it really seemed like a struggle. I didn't think of it as his "worst nightmare" so much as the panties just weren't his size.