Finally, Someone Found A Way To Make Groundhog Day Hot

Lest you forget, we'd like to remind you that today isn't just a day of commemorating Evan Stone's massive member: it's also a day for celebrating groundhogs and their magic powers.

Now, many of us live far away from groundhogs, and aren't able to experience the true thrill of a groundhog seeing its shadow (or not). If you happen to find yourself in that tragic situation, we hope this video will offer you some comfort. Sure, a babe in a fur coat and lingerie isn't quite the same as Punxsutawney Phil—but if you ask us, she's just as good at predicting changes in the, er, weather.

· Groundhog Day (youtube.com, via urlesque.com)