Tom Byron Lovingly Lords Over His Hot Cast In “King Of Coochie”

We're generally weary of acknowledging meat puppet swagger. But in Tom Byron's case we'll make an exception, since he's marinated his pickle for two decades in the hottest women on the planet and all.

If anything, we're surprised not that he's putting out a new release cleverly titled "King of Coochie," but that it took him this long to figure it out. We've known that about you for years, Tom.

Byron packs his first release with some of the names we've grown to love over the last, um, year... including Tori Black, Dakoda Brookes, Savannah Stern, Shayne Ryder, and Carolyn Reese. His publicist was quick to remind us that "coochie" is a healthy part of a daily diet and that it contains no trans fat or MSG—something we try to avoid while fulfilling our snatch habit.

One thing is undoubtedly clear: Byron lords over the hot young harlots in this all sex release, taking unmistakable joy in slamming long and deep into their tight pink boxes. This is one man who really loves his job—and it shows! Good for you, Tom, and good luck!

"King of Coochie" streets today from Evolution Distribution.

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