Transsexuals: Little. Asian. Uncircumcised.

This much is true about tranny movies: however much fun the katoeys don't seem to be having, you can be assured the orgasms are real.

Little Asian Transsexuals 13

Studio: Third World Media
Director: Ed Hunter
Cast: Nong ("and her uncut dong"), Gam, Jess, Anna

Review by: Gram Ponante

When I started reviewing porn, I thought that transsexuals only had an appeal for men or woman who had fucked everything else and needed bigger and bigger thrills. That is why it made sense to me that Nacho Vidal had graduated to trannies. But the first few transsexual movies I watched made me think differently: while the thrill element might be true for people like Nacho, the trannies themselves seemed uniformly indifferent to what was happening to them.

Then I watched Gia Darling Will Kick Your Ass! Watching Darling's spirited performance brought me to the conclusion that, since most trannies in porn are also hookers, the hooker attitude takes over. This is where we see the blank eyes and performances full of ennui.

It is with these expectations I viewed "Little Asian Transsexuals 13," and I was not disappointed!

We start with the uncircumcized Nong. Director Ed Hunter provides several interesting shots involving staring down both barrels, as it were. Nong's scene partner looks like he might be an Immortal on the way to a Quickening; he has an 18th century look with a 21st century cockstrap.

Nong reaches her own climax but the camera pans away before we see issue. Instead we see the Immortal's beloved, then a long interlude with Nong in the shower, during which she seems weirded out that there's a camera there. There's a lot going on in this movie. All of it capitalizing on a certain awkwardness.

Important details: the men used condoms, the katoeys spoke little English other than the word "come," everyone bathed afterward and, of the four ladyboys featured, 50 percent threw peace signs, 25 percent blew a kiss, and 25 percent looked like she was having a good time. But 100 percent really came.