Marital Aid Test Kitchen: TitanMen Wreckd’em Butt Plug

Like a feel-good underdog sports team movie filled with plucky go-getters who dream big, the anus is resilient. Still, you don't want to throw the TitanMen Wreckd'em Butt Plug in there too fast.

This device is so thick that Doc (not a real doctor) Johnson couldn't send Hi Res images, lest our mail program shed a single tear before saying "This Inbox is Exit Only."

"The Last Word in Anal Authority," the Wreckd'em™ is a seven-inch anal probe with a ribbed shaft of varying circumference – seven inches on the peaks and five-and-a-half inches in the valleys.

These circumferential variances resulted in a spew of New Testament shout outs for our test subject, who cried "Jesus CHRIST" at the peaks and "(johnthebaptist)" in the valleys.

Either way, after you're done with this butt plug, there's no turning the other cheek.

· Doc Johnson (docjohnson.com)
· Buy "TitanMen's Wrecked'Em" (titanmen.com)