Just Say No, Kids

While some believe taking ecstasy and going to rave parties is an awesome way to get laid, science has proven otherwise.

Science has proven what your mothers have been telling you all along: Drugs Are Bad. Researchers at the University of Bari, in Italy, completed a study showing that MDMA impaired rats' ability to copulate, though loud music stimulated the rats to get it on. Despite the stimulating effect of the bumping techno, the deleterious effect that the drug had on the rats' boners made them less sexually efficient than if they had, say, stayed home and watched tv and done it on the couch.

Here is where we come to the moral of the story. The bass from those big speakers might feel really fucking good, but if you plan on banging some nubile glowstick-toting chick in neon, you'd best leave the happy pills out of the equation.

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