The Imperial: The Vergenza’s All Grown Up

When I met the Vergenza Mk. 1, I was pretty impressed. After all, it's not every toy that can give a girl an orgasm and brutally bludgeon any attackers (just like any good boyfriend!).

But then the njoy Eleven came into my life, and, well, I must admit I went astray. Compared to the Eleven's eleven inches of joy, the Mk. 1's mere 8.5 inches just came up a little short. The Mk. 1 had been outclassed.

But the good folks at Vergenza haven't taken this challenge lying down: in response to the Eleven (or maybe just to the pleas of size queens around the world), Vergenza has created the Imperial, their very own eleven inch mega dildo.

In many ways, the Imperial is just like the Mk. 1—same materials, same shiny surface, same bumpy ridges and sleek handle—it's just a whole hell of a lot bigger. So big, in fact, that it's best reserved for serious size queens (or at least people with a great deal of lube and even more patience).

Only time will tell where the giant metal dildo of doom wars will take us next. One thing's for certain, though: it can only lead to more orgasms (or maybe a busted cervix).

· Buy the Imperial (inspiredbyvergenza.com)
· Vergenza: Inspired Erotica (inspiredbyvergenza.com)