Kappa Girl: China’s Very Own Sex Tape Starlet

Xiao Yun may have set some pulses racing with her scantily clad fundraising, but Kappa Girl—the latest sex scandal to emerge from the People's Republic—puts the budding philanthropist to shame with her honest-to-goodness sex tape.

It all started about a month and a half ago, when a twelve minute long video of "Kappa Girl" (named after her place of employment) made its way onto the internet. The Chinese people were overcome by love (or at least lust-fueled curiosity), rocketing Kappa Girl to fame—fame which only increased as she created a blog to defend herself (and post more sexy pictures). The Kappa store, however, was less than enthralled with their newfound mascot, and chose to fire her from her position; the Chinese police were similarly unimpressed, and threw Kappa Girl in jail when it was determined that she herself was responsible for leaking the video onto the internet (which, remember, is illegal in China).

But wait! There's a silver lining! London-based Harmony Films has taken note of Kappa Girl's plight, and offered the budding starlet her very own contract. Which we're sure she'll jump on... you know, just as soon as she gets out of jail.

And they said no good could come out of a sex tape scandal!

· 'Kappa Girl' fired for sex video (shanghaiist.com)
· 'Kappa Girl' detained by Shanghai police (shanghaiist.com)
· Adult entertainment studio Harmony Films wants to offer 'Kappa Girl' a real job (shanghaiist.com)