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“Kung Fu Nurses A Go-Go” Sequel Hurts So Good?

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"Kung Fu Nurses A Go-Go" Sequel Hurts So Good?Imagine if David Carradine, Quentin Tarantino, Ron Jeremy, and David Lee Roth, all on mushrooms and driving home from Burning Man in Oliver Stone's '67 Pontiac GTO Convertible Classic, decided to make a blue movie.

Say they thought it would be the finest way to create a commentary on our disposable, excremental culture. They might have come up with something like this. Maybe. If they were all locked in different rooms and told to write 5 pages, and then Al Goldstein compiled those pages into a semi-coherent script, removing all the big words he didn't understand along the way.

Abysmal acting irreconcilably collides with campy hijinks in the 2nd installment of Wicked Pictures' "Kung Fu Nurses A Go-Go," directed by Mark Stone with, honestly, less than stellar results. It's like the whole movie is one bad inside joke that the rest of us aren't in on. Karate fighting nurses battle over immobile patients before a sexy strip off against a rival school of semi-articulate tramps, inadvertently making reality television look infinitely more watchable. Seriously, if you were trying to make a movie look porno, it wouldn't look like this porno. Take note, Kevin Smith, in case you need a sequel to "Zack & Miri."

The only thing that redeems the title is the cast, which includes sexy young thing Aiden Starr (who no longer returns our calls now that she's famous), along with Nikki Rhodes, Marie Luv, Bridgette B., Crissy Moon, Marlee Moore, Sindee Jennings, and Mya Luanna. Watching them attempt to act is like chewing tinfoil with fresh fillings, but the minute they get their clothes off it readily becomes apparent why we adore them so. We can (and have) watched Aiden fuck all day long... delicious.

So it's not brilliant—but it is brilliantly bad, and that's something, right? Maybe John Cougar Mellencamp was onto something there all along (despite the feathered hair). Check the trailer below along with our exclusive set.

· "Kung Fu Nurses A Go-Go 2" (wickedpictures.com)


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