Put A “Bubble Butt Belle” In Your Life: New Year’s Resolution Contest

Yes, we're getting well into January, so we need to ask this before February comes around: what are your New Year's resolutions?

We were watching Asa Akira in "Bubble Butt Belles", and it got us thinking: damn, Asa probably had to devote some serious time to sculpting that magnificent ass. We, however, find it impossible keep up with an exercise regimen (even tried that whole 8-Minute Abs thing; didn't work). But since it's a new year, we're going to try to get in shape (maybe), because that's one of our New Year's resolutions. What are yours?

Throw out some (sexy, obviously) New Year's resolutions. There's still time to tack some goals on your list. Maybe we can get the entire Fleshbot community behind one great to-do! Give us some ways to make 2010 the real Year of the Tiger (er, after Lunar New Year).

Post your entries in the comments section. Next Friday, the best one resolution will win, and the resolver in question will earn Bubble Butt Belles for all his or her hard work.

Speaking of hard work, let's take a look at the odes to the hard-working Misty Stone.

Once again, stellar entries from Beaker and MalzyWheels have left us unable to swiftly declare a winner. Needless to say, Beaker's haikus = terrific. Observe:

Artisans carved her
From the finest ebony.
Misty, handcrafted.
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Curly hair above.
A shaven landscape below.
Misty, a smooth Stone.
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She does parody.
Admire Misty's talent and
Her fine pair of T's.

But MalzyWheels' bit of found-material poetry really floored us. It utilizes nearly every Misty Stone title in existence, and it's entitled "The 86 odes of Misty Stone." You should read it. You should especially read it because MalzyWheels is the winner! Personal favorite stanza?

To Pee Or Not To Pee,
That it the Throat Injection.
Or is it, Sista, the Violation of Heather Gables,
On top of the Violation of Flower Tucci,
That gave you love of the Mouth Meat,
Your Sexual Blacktivity that makes you one of the Sugar Pie Honeyz?

You know how this works: you won This Ain't Saved By The Bell XXX, and we'll be contacting you through your profile page to let you know how to claim your prize.

And when we finally get that Fleshbot literary journal off the ground, we'll be contacting all of you.

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