Spelling Lessons: “The Letter A Is For Asshole”

Behold, we bring you good tidings of great joy! Buttholes worldwide sing their gaping praises to the master of backdoor disaster, Erik Everhard, as he releases his latest pucker-penetrating masterpiece, "The Letter A is for Asshole," today.

Seasoned anal seductresses Tory Lane, Shyla Stylez, Kristina Rose, Missy Stone, Mackenzee Pierce, and Larissa Dee will captivate and amuse you with their sphincter defying shenanigans! Eric Everhard has started his own Hooked on Phonics series, exclusively for porn stars, and so far the results are extraordinary!

Tory Lane is like a demented voodoo mistress possessed by a mad lust for huge cock deep in her rectum. You can watch her transform before your eyes, her eyes rolling back into her head, the hunger taking over, and soon she is foaming at the mouth, speaking in tongues, and magically opening her anal cavity to supernaturally unreal proportions to take deep poundings down her chute. Truth is she both terrifies us and leaves us so hard we can't wear pants for an hour after watching her. What the hell? It is amazing to witness and reminds us once again that there are more things in heaven and earth than were originally dreamed of in our philosophy.

Missy Stone is so pretty it is hard to imagine that she loves anal as much as she does—but, oh baby, she does! We can't imagine getting more than a few thrusts into her tight little balloon knot and staring in those deep, breathtakingly beautiful eyes without dumping three lifetimes worth of load into her lower intestines. We can promise you that she would be dripping our silky pearl jam like a river of sweet cream out her swollen winker for days afterward.

Last but not least, we can't say enough about sexy nerd Kristina Rose and her amazing anal acrobatics. With every captured scene we love her more and more and more. It's got to be the bubble that does it to us. Sure she sucks a mean cock, pouting like a little girl slurping up a lollipop, but it's the way she arches her back and juts that ass out, taking massive cock in her brown eye, that really takes us over the edge every single time. God bless her dirty little heart!

"The Letter A is for Asshole" comes out today from Erik Everhard and Jules Jordan Video. Check out our exclusive gallery, take care of whatever feelings they inspire, then go out and grab a copy. That should make for one pleasant weekend!

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