Shocking: Ancient Gia Paloma Movie Surfaces

"I have the biggest asshole, or I am the biggest asshole?" says Gia Paloma in "Sex Gallery," a just-released Carlos Batts video from 2006. Paloma (who is not an asshole at all, just so you know) is just as delicious in this video as she is now, the only difference being she has spent the last few months as a new mom. On a day of new beginnings, come back with us, won't you, as we drop in on Paloma and her big 2006 asshole.

Our last few encounters with director Batts have been a series of incomplete epics, but in this five-scene effort also featuring Flower Tucci, Annette Schwarz, and Arianna Jollee, Batts returns to simple design and glamour photography, delivering a series of fun vignettes starring women any fan of April Flores (Batts' partner in crime) might find similarly appealing.

Two years can be a few generations in Porn (Annette Schwarz is now an airline attendant, for instance), so it is surprising to see Paloma in her pre-Tommy Pistol days, looking just as she did when he (and America) fell in love with her. Of course, she is not paired with Pistol in this movie, rather a dude named Barry Scott, who hastens to clarify that he is the asshole, not her.

We miss you, Gia Paloma. It would not be pandering to say "Come back whenever you feel like it."

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