Exclusive Gallery: “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?” You, That’s Who!

Gallons of (digital) ink have already been spilled trying to get to the roots of why so many Americans revile Rethuglican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin yet have such an overwhelming desire to see her fucked hard in each and every hole. With most of the planet (rightly) believing that there's a lot at stake in this election, media pundits mirror the angst of the public—the thinly veiled rage boiling just under the surface after nearly a decade of corruption, bald faced lies, obfuscation of justice, and arrogant entitlement at the expense of the rest of the us—by pointing out every misstep of the gun toting Wasilla beauty queen. One member of the media elite even referred to Palin as the ultimate pin-up girl for people who don't believe in masturbation. With less than two weeks until the election, the GOP has turned on itself, pointing fingers at each other and actualizing the kind of erratic behavior they've been accused of for months now. The bottom line is that there's more than a likely chance (if polls are any indication) that the neo-con and evangelicals' new favorite cheerleader will soon be packing up her $150,000 wardrobe and heading back to the crystal meth capital of Alaska while Tina Fey goes back to work at 30 Rock. But where will that leave the rest of us? Holding our proverbial dicks in our virtual hands—that's where! But wait, there's hope! As we've discussed at length, freedom fighter and political antagonist Larry Flynt has been hard at work, producing a sex parody that'll give the nation ample fodder to get our electoral rocks off. We may never get to the roots of why we find her so eminently fuckable, but at least we'll always have a souvenir of the days before this great country rode over the edge of the abyss with divisive partisan politics. In these last dark hours, before we lose the ability to believe in "hope" or "change," let's enjoy this fine pornographic accomplishment together. We're sure the memory of its beautiful hardcore action will keep us going this time next year, when we're roasting pigeons over our trashcan fires, huddling together for warmth in one of the sprawling tent cities soon to be springing up all over America! We'd like to imagine that one day soon Sarah herself will watch it—ideally, naked on all fours wearing only those sexy MILF glasses, with the First Dude mounting her from behind while she screams at the top of her lungs "Drill Baby Drill!!" What? Too soon? Yeah... maybe you're right. Thanks to Hustler for this exclusive gallery (only on Fleshbot, kids!), and to Larry for—yet again—being the only one think about the pervert vote. · Hustler (hustler.com)