Popshots of the Week! Inner City Edition

Lost somewhere between the "River" and the 5 and 2 freeways, north of the earthquake but south of the cemetery where Michael Jackson is, we encountered not one but four of the world's most scintlllating porn stars.

Only the captivating April Flores could have lured the entrancing Buck Angel from his lair in the myserious Yucatan.

Flores and Angel will share the cover of the June/July issue of Sexis magazine, to be distributed with your issue of Bust. Sexis is the magazine arm of marital aid provider Edenfantasys, and Angel announced that, if he and Flores had a baby, it would look like Brad Pitt.

Because Flores is from the mean streets southeast of the 10 freeway, she preferred to be photographed in a gritty industrial area. Odd, then, that not two doors down the road we stumbled upon Justine Joli and, just as alphabetically, Kimberly Kane.

"What are you doing on this coast?" we asked all 89 March degrees of the alabaster Joli, just before she burst into flame.

"Getting homesick for 30 degree weather," the Park Slope resident said.

Joli and Kane are shooting the next feature from "Red Rock Women's Prison" studio Triangle Films. Yes, it is a lesbian picture, but I was allowed on set as a Friend to Lesbians Worldwide, as I am their leader.

· Justine Joli (justinejoli.com)
· April Flores (fattyd.com)
· Triangle Films (trianglefilms.com)
· Kimberly Kane (kanearmy.com)
· Eden Fantasys (edenfantasys.com)
· Buck Angel (buckangel.com)