Chanel Preston Stimulates Our Lower 48

While Chanel Preston is a charming, sunny, and leggy brunette who seems destined for Crush Object^TM fame and adulation, we were especially impressed that the striking performer has lived in both Alaska and Hawaii. Can she survive in our world?

"I've lived in Hawaii for the past 4 and 1/2 years," Preston told us on the set of "This Ain't M*A*S*H XXX," where she inexplicably plays a Korean War-era Army nurse who gets a boob job, "but I grew up in Fairbanks. If anything, I miss the cold.

"In Hawaii, we call you 'mainlanders," she added.

Preston (seen here with 4077th buddies Alexa Jaymes, Brianna Blair, and Tessa Taylor) travels to Los Angeles from Honolulu, where she is a dancer. While in Porn Valley she works as much as she can, and then heads home.

"I'm not ready to live here yet," she said. "But I do have a car, so people know I take [porn and Los Angeles] seriously."

Well somebody should.

We asked Preston if porn came naturally out of stripping, or if she saw the two disciplines as distinct.

"Actually, I have wanted to do porn for a long time because there's so much of a hustle to dancing at a club," Preston said. "I like dancing and shmoozing with people, but pumping guys for money isn't my thing."

We wanted to slip her a hundred bucks just for saying that, but she didn't have any pockets.

· Chanel Preston on Twitter (twitter.com)
· Chanel Preston answers her fans' questions (xcritic.com)