This Is So Totally Not The “Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape”

Vintage 8mm reels purporting to show Marilyn Monroe in various states of sexual congress have been the subject of fevered speculation for years now, and while someday a clip might surface that offers incontestable proof that Norma Jean Baker did indeed wind up on a casting couch or two on her way to Hollywood superstardom we can definitely tell you that this ain't it. What it is, however, is a fun little faux-vintage clip of some chick in a blonde Marilyn-style wig giving some lucky headless gent a very enthusiastic blowjob--and a possibly brilliant marketing ploy on the part of a fledgling UK-based video sharing site to get us to link to them again. (And what do you know? It worked!) So we guess it's not a total loss, right? Clip of the alleged MM sex movie (since we all know there weren't such things as sex tapes when Marilyn was alive) after the jump.

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• "Is this the REAL Marilyn Monrow Sex Tape???" (watchme.com)

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Previously: (Maybe) Marilyn Monroe: The Other Sex Movie, A Hoax, You Say?