Wittols In Name Only: “My Wife’s Been Robbed”

There are cuckolds, those guys who are cheated on by their partners and don't like it, and then there are wittols, the fellows who do. Today's tragedy is about guys who start as wittols but end up as cuckolds.

"My Wife's Been Robbed" is one of those low-budget genre porns that I love because anything can happen on that loosely-ordered film set. So in this set of five scenes in which the men sitting idly by are better known than their female co-stars (such is the economy in Porn Valley), 60 percent of them end with the husband acting very upset.

...which says a lot about how close porn can come to reality without trying to.

The setup is simple: Dino Bravo tells us that he and his wife, a woman named Brittany Delight, are swingers looking for a little extra spice in their marriage. Enter an invited black penis that proceeds to tear the lubricious Ms. Delight up. As nothing is scripted, all is improv, and by the end of the scene, the characters have worked out a scenario whereby Bravo is now pissed off and his wife is telling him to chill.

This scenario repeats itself in two other scenes, while the remaining two stick to the niche of the husband being fairly pleased with the outcome.

So let today's pornography be a cautionary tale; if the professional porn dude is getting jealous without a script, you might think twice about opening your marriage.

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