I Was Hypnotized By A Stripper

HypnoticDreams.com, a site that creates erotic hypnosis recordings for men and women, recently sent me a track called "Enthralling Rhythms." It's about being seduced and controlled by a dancer and well, long story short, a stripper has entered my dreams.

"Enthralling Rhythms" is, as I understand it, about a day when you decide to go to the strip club, and you meet a woman who gives you the universe's most captivating, arousing, will-bending lap dance. Ultimately, the dance culminates in you handing over (or imagining he hands over) your cock and your destiny, and pledging to serve the dancer's sexual needs. The soothing, sensual voice that talks to you says she will visit you in dreams so she may again "enthrall your manhood with her sexual rhythms."

I don't know much about hypnosis or Ericksonian storytelling, but I know a thing or two about sexy times, and Hypnotic Dreams definitely has some sexiness going on. I had my doubts about whether I'd be able to take a hypnotic lap dance seriously, but I really felt the weight of the words on me, and when the recording ended, I found I hadn't moved an inch (except to put my hands behind my back, as the voice requested). I'd say it's more of a meditative experience than an arousing one (well, maybe moderately arousing), but I love that it used my sexual expectations to tap into my mind.

The other recordings on Hypnotic Dreams are just as fascinating. The tracks made for men all revolve around some form of female domination, such as "The Couch Trip," in which a "devious sex therapist" enslaves your penis to her control, and implants post-hypnotic triggers that will make you instantly hard whenever someone says "serve me now." Pretty cool, right?

The section for women has more variety than the section for men. Some of the tracks seem like romance novel recordings with no post-hypnotic effects, while others like "Obedient Desire" encourage a connection between (reasonable) obedience and ultimate pleasure.

Some of the stories and post-hypnotic details sound a little sinister, but if you don't like it, you don't have to listen. The downsides are A) you probably won't get a refund and B) you'll be missing out on the nightly stripper visits.

· Hypnotic Dreams (hypnoticdreams.com)