Chanel Preston’s Day Job Is Dealing With “Office Perverts”

Maybe it's not fair to call them "perverts." To these lusty professionals, a blowjob is like a luxury car: you absolutely need one to get (a)head in your career.

Office Perverts Volume 5

Studio: Reality Junkies
Director: Bobby Manilla
Cast: Kristina Rose, Chanel Preston, Dylan Rider, Breanna Benson, Carolyn Reese, Tommy Gunn, Sascha, Jack Lawrence, Bill Bailey, Clark Kent

Of all the Reality Junkies films we've recently reviewed, "Office Perverts Vol. 5" is the most formulaic. Every scene features: a woman making the first move, followed by fellatio, followed by cunnilingus, then sex on the desk, maybe some position switching and/or movement to the office chair, another switch or two, and then a facial. True, any porn sounds formulaic when you break it down movement-by-movement, but the structure of this movie seems especially apparent when you watch it.

On the flip side, the redundant scenes make little quirks and quips stick out brightly. Take the Dylan Ryder/Jack Lawrence fuck for example. Jack doesn't realize that Dylan is his new boss, and worse, he's talking about the rumor that the new boss is a corpulent and nasty character. Dylan—lean, kind-hearted, and anything but a fat bitch—tells Jack that she's the new boss, and states that he has to work his way back into her good graces (cue blowjob). You can tell the exact moment that Dylan forgives him: the minute Jack puts his mouth to her pussy and starts smearing his lips over her clit, the very second Dylan's voice finds a high C-sharp and tenses her brow, you know everything is good between them.

There are a couple of other standout moments in "Office Perverts 5," such as when Sascha plops Chanel Preston's posterior upon her desk and fucks her so hard that her computer quakes and nearly tips over. And then there's the moment when Bill Bailey spews endless jets of jizz in Brenna Benson's hungry, panting mouth.

Or how about the part when Kristina Rose tries to seduce her boss, but ends up fucking Tommy Gunn instead? Actually, that whole scene is pretty good. We'll watch just about anything with Kristina in it, and her ability to switch between aggressive nympho and appreciative ragdoll makes her a superb match for Mr. Gunn. Everytime she's about to come, he suddenly slows his stroke, evening the length of pull and push like he's playing the violin, until Kristina explodes in a silent, red-faced scream.

But beyond these little peaks of excitement, "Office Perverts 5" is your average workplace-based fuck flick: desks, ties, computers, forced corporate talk, and jizz on nice leather chairs.

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