Good Things Come To Those Who Wait On Lexi Belle

It reminded me of the line "Behind every beautiful woman, there's a guy who's sick of her shit." Still, I couldn't imagine anyone saying such things to Lexi Belle. Read on.

"Your pussy smells like my computer chair," says Lexi Belle's Awful Boyfriend as he breaks up with her at a restaurant.

In my opinion, she's well shut of him. Still, we imagine what kind of hellish relationship they must have had for him to let her go.

Enter sensitive-guy waiter Bill Bailey, who gets the tip of his life.

It's one of those insults that, if Lexi Belle thought about it, casts the one who delivers it in a bad light, as well. It suggests that his own malodorousness has saturated his computer chair, at which he sits when he downloads pirated pornography containing Lexi Belle.

I'm glad she left him.

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