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Look Out, Erotica Community, Here Comes “Pride And Prostitutes”


Look Out, Erotica Community, Here Comes "Pride And Prostitutes"Do you love Jane Austen novels, but wish they were a little less stuffy and Victorian about sex? Well, you're in luck. "Pride and Prostitutes" is a LiveJournal parody novel that draws from—you guessed it—Zorro.

Instead of being set in Hertfordshire, "Pride and Prostitutes" takes place in frontier Kansas, where twin sisters—one a virtuous wife of a sheriff and the other a madam of a local whorehouse—must both play the role of "Black Lash," a masked vigilante who protects/fucks the people! We don't know much about Austen, but we do know that she never wrote anything like this:

"Been too long, sweet piece," he said, his voice hoarse. And she took him in. She pressed her pursed lips to the tip, then her tongue, and she let her saliva drip down his shaft before she slipped the head into her mouth and twisted down to her fingers in one smooth motion. "Ohh, yeah. Way too long," he said.

(And that's just from chapter one.)

Those are the words of Amanda Gannon and Paul Batteiger, who—we have to add—call their work a piece of "Western Bodice-ripping Adventurotica." We love bodice-ripping! The first ten chapters of their book-in-progress are free, but after that, you'll need to subscribe and pay via a LiveJournal account. We made the mistake of getting hooked before we learned about the money thing. Now we have to check if our LiveJournal account from 2001 still exists...

· Check out the story! "Pride and Prostitutes" (fever-dreams.livejournal.com)
· Semi-related picture from "Dawn Rising" (fleshbot.com)


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