Safer Sex Ad Envisions World’s Greatest Amusement Park

We admit it: we've often daydreamed of combining our two greatest loves (that would be sex and amusement parks, respectively) into one amazing adults only attraction. But we've never been able to get past brainstorming theme park names...until now.

We know this ad is supposed to be promoting safer sex and all (and we commend it for that!), but we can't help but see it as a blueprint for our fantasy theme park. So many ideas for rides! So many wonderful details! Furries! Gimps! Pirates! It's like they knew what we wanted before even we did. Now if we can just find a place to add in a new ride called the Baloney Pony, well, it'll be all set. (Well, after we get everything built, anyway.)

[See the ad in full here.]

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