The Secretary, Not Starring James Spader Or Maggie Gyllenhaal

It stars a man and a female administrative professional who both love odd clothes, long lunch breaks on Friday, cheap hotel rooms, and laughing at themselves as they fuck the workweek away. Great rom-com, or greatest rom-com?

Even though we have no reason to think this, we can't help but imagine the guy is cheating on his wife with the secretary. We know it's a cliche, but we can't help it! You can't spell secretary without "secret," and this guy keeps his shirt and tie on the whole time. We were looking for a ring on his hand but we could not find one. Anyway, the point is we love these two and they should runaway together.

· Friday lunch hour with my tall big ass & big tit secretary. (xtube.com)