The People For The Ethical Treatment Of Bras Oppose “Bra Busters 2”

How can you just sit there, looking at porn, letting these poor bras get abused, explode, and left in tatters by the side of the bed while the former bra-wearers celebrate their bustiness with titfucking and threesomes? Wait, that probably answers everything.

While we wait for Victoria's Secret to get back to us about sponsoring a fundraiser, we figured we ought to learn more about these cavalier D-cup killers, try to figure out what Jules Jordan sees in them and, more importantly, why they feel the need to harm their undergarments.

According to the back of the box, Alanah Rae has "crazy curves that seem to never end." We've heard of "legs that go on for days" and "an ass that won't quit," but this is definitely new. We suppose Alanah Rae was chosen because her tits remind people of the infinity symbol. From that standpoint, we can understand the the busting of her bra was merely a mathematical casualty: the bra operates with real numbers, and so it couldn't handle as Alanah's tits went about bending the fabric of space-time (as well as the fabric of her shirt).

We weren't surprised to find Bridgette B. among the list of bra obliterators because her rack has been known to put the hurt on everything from clothing to humans. Her male accomplice is risking life and limb when he lets Bridgette blow him, because if she decides to take that spit-drenched cock to her chest, his thick, veiny member may quickly become a penis pancake. (Then again, some guys are into that.) Bridgette, fortunately, seems to be fixated on her own pleasure rather than his pain, and she only guides that cock into her ass, using her own hand to double penetrate herself.

Rebeca Linares, however, doesn't need to use her hand to recreate that sensation, because she has two men around to stuff her full of cock. We feel sorry for Erik Everhard though; all he wanted to do was let Rebeca ride his lap and enjoy a couple of cocks, but she stuck her boobs right in his face. It might look like he's kissing her nipple, but Erik is actually using his lips to protect his teeth. Wear a mouthguard at all times, people! All times.

You know, even though we feel sorry for the bras, we have to admit that we're pretty darn impressed with the cast of "Bra Busters 2." These are the tit titans we think of whenever big boobs are brought up, so if a Maidenform massacre must hit stores today, we're glad these women are wielding the weapons.

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