Porn For Straight Girls: Let’s Put Personalities To Those Bodies

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Whoa, everyone in this movie is so hot. And yeah, they happen to all be black. But frankly, that's incidental. They're mostly just super good-looking, and seem like they really want to fuck each other. Plus, incorporated interviews! I love it.

See, plenty of porn on DVD has "behind the scenes" footage included, if you're in some sort of post-coital haze and feel like you should get to know Tori Black or Evanni Solei or Dylan Ryan. But who really watches that? (Well, I do. But I get paid.) In this film, the questionably-named "Black Shack 3," the behind-the-scenes stuff begins each scene. We get a window into the filming experiences and personalities of each female performer, so they're not just orifices but actual people. I think this is an awesome strategy, plus it makes the actual fucking more enjoyable to watch when you can be all, "Yeah, Misty Stone is into this."

We start with Riyanna Skie, who informs us her neck tattoo is the initials of her real name, which she is not telling us. She's just turned twenty, and her agent chose her name (it used to be "Capri Skie.") She's sweet, and sort of shy, and so the way she plays the scene that follows makes total sense. Deep Threat comes in and kisses her neck, and legs, and urges her to take a moment to fuck him before they go to the club. He's gently persuasive, and even though the sex is plenty raunchy, they have a cute, convincingly couple-y rapport.

Next up is Misty Stone, who I'm mildly obsessed with. She's so sexy, and I love her curly hair and her tiny boobs. She's sitting outside for her interview, smoking and drinking Capri Sun, and teasing the camera guys about the studio being right next to an airport. She also rhapsodizes about the greatness of California! She's dirtier and more intense when she starts fucking Julius Ceazher, and it fits with her femme fatale-ish personality. She even teases Julius while he's fucking her, which makes him laugh right before he comes on her stomach. She also rubs one out, announcing that she's "fucking coming," right after his climax. Kick-ass.

Rane Revere drove to the set, from Vegas, and she's not doing that next time. Her interview's a little shorter, and that's probably because she dives right into the dirty talk, not dropping the "porn star persona" for a moment. She gets to fuck Nat Turner, who is so, so hot. (I told you I think everyone in this movie is attractive, so don't be irritated by my repetitive gushing.) I wasn't as invested in their scene, though, because of the disappointing interview. Isn't that weird? It's like that became essential for me. Of course, it was also because of Rane's unceasing dirty talk, which seemed disingenuous and not entirely conscious.

Mackenzie Sweet might have a dirty mouth too, but her name is super-appropriate. Her voice is adorable, and she spends most of her interview talking about her college life. She's an English major, because of course she is. She also announces that she likes "really, really hardcore sex," so that makes me happy with what goes down next. She and C.J. Wright seem very comfortable together, and he's especially communicative (I find this hot), and they're sort of giggly and playful. He fucks her really hard, so she gets that itch scratched, but he also keeps stopping to lick her and kiss her ass. (Also, she wears ballet flats the whole time. See, adorable!)

Janea Jolie is "working on her deep-throating skills," so that's cool. She's enthusiastic, fun, and blunt; she says she's easily wooed by romantic gestures, and that her blowjob skills are currently a seven. Janea fucks Mr. Marcus, who I believe is a god among men, at least as far as on-camera appearances are concerned. He throat-fucks Janea right away, but he talks her through it, and is encouraging and nice the whole time. I'm not really into that sort of choking thing, but she did say she was actively working on doing it. She's pretty shrieky and chatty, but not in an irritating way. I can't really describe it. She's like a sexual cheerleader, but without the monotony of actual routines. I don't think that makes any sense. Sorry.

Basically, this movie is awesome. Everyone is hot, they all look like they're having fun, and they give and receive oral sex enthusiastically and thank each other afterward. It's not out yet, or at least you can't buy it online yet, but keep an eye out for when it is released, and buy it. I loved it, and I was feeling kind of down on straight porn lately for some reason. This movie saved me from a potential porn slump!

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