“Faces Loaded”: With A Title Like That, It’s Got To Be Good

Right? Right? If the porn industry is uninspired in every other way, at least it continually endeavors to create clever titles. And "Faces Loaded," fronted by the frank and sultry Angelica Raven, delivers. But the movie is hard to take.

Directed by performer Johnny Fender, "Faces Loaded" doesn't seem to know what it wants to be. Raven approaches a warehouse on a whorish mission (let's be honest), and makes sure to adjust herself and bend over several times for the camera that she can't decide whether she knows is there or not.

Once inside, she is greeted by a man who warms her up a bit, and then suddenly she is surrounded by naked dudes pumping themselves in her face.

She doesn't look happy.

"Like it is the last cock you will ever see in your life," says one man, and at this point we're thinking Raven might take that less as a direction to be more zealous in her blowjobbery than as a ray of hope.

Soon Raven's face, which looked so exotic and sultry on the cover, is covered in a truly astounding amount of semen, to the point that she cannot open her eyes. Then Chastity Lynn arrives out of nowhere to lick it off.

While I'm one of those Jeffersonian pornographers who believes you have a right to like what you like, this scene grossed me out, and I'm not grossed out easily. Why did they have to besmirch Raven's pretty face by coming all over it? I wondered.

I have a feeling that Angelica wasn't feeling So Raven that day, either.

But Chastity Lynn seemed to enjoy herself, so good for her. She's a dirty one.

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