Heidi Klum Stars In A Topless Summer Detective Flick (In Her Mind)

She's got her sneaky hat and dark sunglasses on; that means Heidi Klum is tracking down clues for the Mystery of the Already Damp Towel. "Why is this towel already wet?" she asks herself, toplessly. It turns out that Seal used it. Another successful case.

Here's a mystery for you: how is it that Heidi Klum spends so much time with her boobs out, and yet she still has some pretty visible tan lines? You see, this is a fun case to follow because it's actually kind of weird and you get carte blanche to stare at endless pictures of Heidi Klum's tits. That's what we do! If people think we're looking at too much porn, we always tell them that we're looking at forensic evidence.

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