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Maybe this will be the time when the guy realizes that he really did just want to fellate some dude, and that he doesn't need to spend time fucking the lady. That won't happen, but we like to pretend there's some chance involved here. (We have gambling issues.)

But we still resent the idea that the dude is just a stepping bubble to blow on the way to some boy-girl action. If only "BH&TYCFM5" was about girls who present their boyfriend with this game plan and the menfolk respond, "What? Hell to the yes! I get to suck a dick and enjoy the company of a vagina as well! Is it my birthday? Am I the owner of a brand new harem?" That kind of enthusiasm is rare.

Anyway, we're not insinuating that the males are completely unwilling to blow each other. Ally's boyfriend pulls the cock to his mouth with one hooked finger, as if he were pulling down a curtain over his sexual orientation and letting himself go with the flow. Fortunately for him, the flow leads right to Ally's pussy, where he can spoon her and hold her for hours. Well, maybe not hours, but definitely for twenty minutes or so.

Even though we're always aware that there's a deal going on, it's sometimes hard to tell what the nature of the deal is. For example, in the scene with Ewe Sweet, it looks like her two male counterparts had a bet to decide who looked more like their favorite celebrity, Ahmet Zappa. The guy with the glasses lost, and so he he had to suck his friend's penis. This ended up making Ewe Sweet very horny—because of course it did—so she gave her loser a little loving right there on the table.

Now, you're probably thinking that Ewe Sweet is one of the finest names to ever come out of Europorn, and you'd be right if it weren't for the fact that this movie stars our new favorite woman: Gettin Cute. Her name is Gettin Cute! And she is indeed quite cute—whether she's masturbating to the sight of a guy-on-guy blowjob or taking a hot load of jizz to her stomach—but we like the idea that she is continuously becoming cuter. It gives us hope for the future.

And that's what we really need. We hope that the sequel to "Blow Him & Then You Can Fuck Me 5" will have some surprise twists, not because we're dissatisfied with the hot bisexual action, but because we think it could be even more dazzling. Then again, it's hard to be more exciting than Gettin Cute.

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