Remember when Rihanna was doing "Pon de Replay" and everything was different and kind of wholesome? It's been six years since that song came out, and now Rihanna is the poster girl for light bondage and self-inflicted crotch abuse.
What happened between then and now? And what do her Barbadian fans think of the extra crotch-grabby performance she gave them? It's probably a point of pride. If Rihanna rolled up on us at the office and started feeling herself up, not only would we document it for bragging rights later, we would also use geometry—maybe even some calculus—to figure out the surface area of her cleavage so we could prove that she showed us more skin than ever before. As it stands, Barbados has seen the most cleavage (for now).
· Via Egotastic (egotastic.com)