Imogen Thomas Just Invented A New Topless Salute

We're happy that Imogen Thomas decided to carve out a piece of Wales and make her own sovereign nation. Even if she can't stop touching her own tits, she's still an awesome head of state. Look, she's already figured out the formal salute!

And her crown shall be a bunch of hairclips. We have to admit, not only is this the coolest salute we've ever seen, it's also perhaps the sexiest picture of Imogen Thomas that we've ever seen. She's in the middle of getting dressed combined, her breasts are obviously too heavy to deal with, and all we want to do is give her a hand (or three). Let us be your loyal servants, Queen Imogen!

· Imogen Thomas Topless Bikini Pictures (hollywoodtuna.com)