“Isn’t This The Way It Looks In Porn?” Asks Portia With Her Ass In The Air

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How do you respond to a question like that presented in a position like this? "Hell yeah," is a good choice. You could also go with, "Uh, I don't know! I never watch porn," if you want to lie and sound smut-free.

Saying nothing and instead grabbing Portia Reiners by the hips is our favorite response, but we think the young gentlemen here does good work. His heavy breathing expresses all of the nervousness bubbling up within him, and his frank request to see more of her is just barely on the creepy side of earnest. All in all, this interaction has been successful, and we are seriously crushing on Portia now.

We should add that this girl is a bonafide soap opera star: she's best known for "One Life to Live," but she also appeared on "As the World Turns" and "All My Children" a bunch of times. As far as we're concerned, soap operas could use some more nudity, and hopefully Portia's posterior will show up on CBS someday soon.

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