The “Best Laid Plans” Should All Involve Laying Emma Stansfield

February 22, 2012
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

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Look, she's a good lay, she's a really good lay, and no matter what position she's in, her breasts hypnotically gyrate with the force of fucking. We don't care what you're doing later, but you should definitely pencil in some Emma time today. Oh, you need to fix a leaky faucet? Are you going to sleep with Emma Stansfield first? Either you sleep with Emma, or you'll be white water rafting down your stairs this evening.

In other, non-threatening news, Emma Stansfield: always getting sexed up in strange lighting. What's that about?

· "Best Laid Plans" (imdb.com)