Kelly Is Divine, But Her Ass Is Devilish

The ocean: constantly rolling, mesmerizing when gazed upon, can drag men to their graves. Kelly Divine's big ass: same difference, but for some reason Anthony Rosano thinks it's a good idea to ride it on his own. You could at least wear a lifejacket, Anthony!

We've seen this woman wash a car with her butt cheeks before. Actually, we saw her soaping and scrubbing it with her ass, but we never saw the finished product. Either that car is now spotless and in a museum where it glows contently, or it was crushed into a perfect cube. The risk is totally worth it, but Anthony, if you start to feel a little square, maybe switch to rimming. Maybe.

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