We Found Where “Game Of Thrones” Is Hiding All The Nudity

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The season premiere left us high and dry, and we were starting to worry about how hard we got our horny hopes up, but then the second episode came out early. It's positively dripping with smut! We'll just assume that Sunday's dearth of nudity was some cruel April fools' joke.

You'll notice that there's no Emilia Clarke in this collection of bodies; we're sorry to report that we've heard a rumor that she's not going to be naked at all this season. There's nothing to back this up except some random words on a forum, but it does make some sense; Clarke is in power now! You can't have some fine ass khalessi running around with her boobs out (even though that's how they do it in the books).

· "Game of Thrones" (hbo.com)