Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Haley Sweet

As with our testicles on the foreheads of other consenting adults, so, too, do we suspend our disbelief when watching "Barely Legal." But the arrival of commuters and the disappearance of the sun during a scene in "Barely Legal 128" stretched our vagina-like credulity.

Young teacher (Bill Bailey), the subject of schoolgirl fantasy.

Haley Sweet confronts teacher Bill Bailey at his car, explaining that she needs homework help. He tells her that tomorrow is his last day teaching, so she should find someone else. Then she says she's always had the hots for him and they fuck on his car.

We're pretty happy accepting the younger woman/older guy scenario, even if Sweet herself seems a little taken aback by Bailey's ready acceptance of her proposition. With practiced moves, Bailey secures a tarp to his car's hood by means of his windshield wiper.

"You came prepared," she quips.

But what starts as a pleasant Golden Hour romp atop a car quickly loses our concentration when various people start visibly arriving at the Encino porn rental house—parking right next to the lovemaking surface—and the popshot isn't delivered until it is pitch black out.

Sweet has but a brief window to remain barely legal, and even though she's on the cover of "Barely Legal 128," we feel that her moment in the sun was marred by poor planning.

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