Why Do “Shane Diesel’s Cuckold Stories” Always Involve Big Dicks And Adultery?

Doesn't this guy know any other kinds of stories? We once brought him on a camping trip and he didn't have a single ghost story to tell around the fire. Well, actually, he had a story about fucking a ghost in front of the ghost's husband, but it wasn't scary.

We're not saying Shane Diesel is a bad storyteller, but we just want you to know that when you buy "Shane Diesel's Cuckold Stories 4," you better not expect to hear any mystery or fantasy nonsense; he is all memoir, all the time.

One of the things we like most about this series is that it comes closest to accurate usage of the term cuckold. Even though the boyfriends and husbands are aware of what's going on, they seem rather displeased by it. Kaylee Hilton's man--whose name we keep forgetting even though he's our favorite cuckold ever--has an especially rough time because his ankles are locked into an inversion table. While he's busy elongating his spine, Shane is busy digging Kaylee's back out on the couch. However she gets his massive cock in her mouth, we'll never know. We also don't know how that husband makes such hilarious faces. These performers: amazing.

Heather Starlet's boyfriend actually seems more excited by Shane's cock than she does. When Shane allows Heather to hold it in her hands and feel its heft, her reaction is open-mouthed surprise; her man has Christmas twinkles in his eyes. Props to this wittol for being so wrapped up in the moment that he can't look away from the crazy thick cock working its way into Heather's tight pussy. We think he might even be jealous of her, and that's hot.

Then there's Allie James's scene. She's super cute, and we love that she keeps her glasses on while receiving her Shane meat, but we are so distracted by the mask that her husband is wearing. It's half-Hulk, half-Michael Myers, and completely creeping us out. He's not even watching his woman ride Shane, he's just staring into the middle distance, trying to set things on fire with his mind.

Even if he did successfully burn the house down with pyrokinesis, Shane wouldn't tell us. "Cuckold Stories 4" is simply too small to fit four hot females, Shane's huge wang, and an adaptation of that "Firestarter" film.

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