Porn For Straight Girls: Revenge Is Sweet In “Wives Club”

I know, I reviewed a Nica Noelle film last week too, but after seeing "My Mother's Girlfriend, Vol. 3," I needed to know what else she has up her sleeve. "Wives Club" also plays with age disparity, although in this movie it has a bit more of a power play charge. Ex-wives Nina Hartley, Helly Mae Hellfire, and Raylene are being jerked around by their scummy exes, and they've had it up to here with these midlife crisis shenanigans. It's time for these ladies to get theirs, and by theirs, I mean laid.

Evan Stone plays Raylene's ex, and even though he's definitely got more of the old school porn dude vibe, his sex scene with the much-younger Chastity Lynn is hot. Remember back when porn dudes were all muscle-y and tanned and grunted? Yeah, that's happening here, and while not everyone will dig on the slightly sleazy scene, it could be right up your alley. (Get it? Alley? Up yours?)

Next up is Mark Wood and Ash Hollywood. This scene didn't do much for me, but it's certainly enthusiastic, and like all of these scenes, there is plenty of kissing, flesh-on-flesh fucking, and overall attention to the Ash's pleasure than in most skin flicks.

As it turns out, Nina's ex has been getting some extra therapy from their marriage counselor, so Nina pays her a visit. Hartley, who is famous for her fantastic porn career, enthusiasm, and overall adorability/hotness, goes from a cake-baking wifey to a lascivious lapper of lady parts with Evelyn Lin. There's no French manicure finger-banging or dainty clit-licking here, nope. This girl/girl (or should I say woman/woman) scene is straight up hot.

Next up, Helly gives a sleazy Hollywood screenwriter played by Seth Gamble the what-for when he wants to cast her as Ash's mom in his next big film. The last time I saw Seth, he was playing a super nerd in "Next Friday Night," so I was pretty happy to see him without all his goober gear. They don't have the most amazing chemistry, but they're a good-looking pair.

Last but never least, Raylene leaves Evan Stone eating her dust when he tries to get back together with her and she's like, no way, this extremely hot waiter you were really rude to is my boyfriend, BYE. Evan takes his butt chin and slinks off, and Raylene and Bruce Venture head to the back room to bone. There's a scarcity of finger-banging and oral sexing in this scene, but Raylene and Bruce are a hot couple who seem to enjoy fucking each other. It is a very sweaty affair. End scene.

Why this porn is good for straight girls:

* There are a variety of female ages represented onscreen without the tired MILF-y context. It's not quite on point to say they have natural bodies, as the older performers all have implants, but they are definitely beautiful and beautifully imperfect bodies.

* There's lots of kissing and close contact throughout the sex scenes, but there's no Vaseline on the lens -- it's not all fluffy and romantic and lovey-dovey, although the sex itself could be described as intimate in that it's close.

* Turnabout's fair play: Evelyn, Seth, and Bruce are sexy as hell.

* Nina Hartley pretends to be a cake-baking housewife, which is just awesome.

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Previously: Porn For Straight Girls Archive

[Thumbnail: Evan Stone and Chastity Lynn]