“Big Black Ass Fetish,” Or The Film Formerly Known As “40 Ounce Bounce”

When one sees the twin stack of five big black asses adorning the cover of "Big Black Ass Fetish," one can't help but lament the lack of quality roles for tiny white vaginas in today's porn industry.

But you know what's really a crime? Some uncredited director got a greenscreen for Christmas and thought he'd make a movie called "40-ounce Bounce." He wrote a rap song for it and everything. He even bought costumes (who knows? It may have been a She). But when it came to marketing to a jaded public, the corporate bigwigs at JM Productions decided to call the show "Big Black Ass Fetish."

In four scenes with two women each (that's right, the boxcover duplicated some asses), each pair gets railed by a man in costume (also uncredited, though the first scene features a character called Super Nigger).

It's all fantastically big-assed black fun with Vanilla Red, Samone, Blue Diamond, Keita Eden, Chanel Dior, Porche Carrera, Capri Styles, and Stacey Adams, but we wish so much more for it (for example, I'm pretty sure "Porche Carrera" isn't the way her name was spelled on the 2257 form).

And each scene features the women jiggling their asses while a man pours a 40 of malt liquor on them, saying, "We've just been 40-ounce bounced."

It really is a lighthearted and porntastically slipshod movie—did someone really do the analytics on it and determine that "Big Black Ass Fetish" was going to sell more copies than "40-ounce Bounce"? I suppose so.

I just wish that same person had checked Ms. Carrera's name a second time.

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