“Lez Gone Wild”: Looks Like Someone Needs A Tranquilezzer!

You guys, we don't know if you've seen these Europorn babes recently, but they're out of control. It's not like they're rebelling against their parents or partying late into the night; they're randomly and very suddenly attacking each other, specifically in the genitals, specifically with their tongues and fingers. Doctors suggested that these might be signs of bath salt abuse, but we're pretty sure these ladies are just lezzing out hardcore. It happens, you know?

But still, the patriarchy is concerned about the young women, so they record the carnal frenzy and call it "Lez Gone Wild" a.k.a. "Lezident Evil" a.k.a. "Lez All Go to the Lobby." We're not worried about these females though; a little G-spot exploration never hurt anyone.

But we are a tad concerned about crowding around asses. You see, Dalila, Paloma, and Ivana all want to taste each other's butts, but they haven't quite worked out a system that works. Instead of making a three-person daisy chain, they prefer to hold one girl's backside in the air while the other two compete for snack space. It's quite primal, really; they're like hyenas pushing each other out of the way to eat some wildebeest, except no one is dead and nobody uses their teeth. The two-on-one style continues when the Paloma and Ivana hold Dalila's legs in the air and trade off curling their fingers against her G-spot. The fact that they know how to take turns proves they're not that wild.

Cassie, Sasha, and Britney Spring seem to be the wildest group in this movie, and we're not just saying that because they break out the strap-on and dildo for some double penetration. Oh wait, that's exactly what makes them wild! They display the same type of two-on-one teamwork that the other ladies do, except instead of crowding their faces around one vulva, they each perform a specific task. One gal laps at her friend's pussy while the third cradles the lickee, or one babe is in charge of aiming the toy up a second babe's ass while another plays anchor with a strap-on. We don't think these girls have military training, but when it comes to wielding dildos, they can out-drill any sergeant.

Heck, they don't even need dildos! Kamilla shaves a carrot down so it's smooth and round before pounding Zaria's ass with it and Amber uses a glass bottle in Anna Nova's ass (which, if we remember correctly, may cause a slight vacuum in Anna's anus), thus proving that the subjects of "Lez Gone Wild" are only called wild because they're independent, resourceful, and determined young women.

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