L’Intimate, The Lint Roller With A Sexy Secret

If you're sexually open minded (and, as a reader of this site, I'm sure you are), you probably have a sex toy or two (or couple hundred) lying around the house, and you're probably quite proud of this fact. Nevertheless, that doesn't mean you want everyone and their mother (or your mother) to see your sex toys--and you might be in the market for something that discreetly disguises them, while still keeping them easily in reach. Enter L'Intimate.

What is L'Intimate, you ask? Why friends: it's a lint roller. If that doesn't sound sexy, that's okay: it's not supposed to be. The sexy part is what lies within L'Intimate. For once you slide off the roll of sticky paper, and press two small tabs, what once appeared to be just an ordinary lint roller is now revealed to be a secret compartment...one containing a vibrator (or, let's be real, anything else you want to hide in there).

The L'Intimate I was sent came packaged with the DocJohnson Velvet Touch 7? vibrator, which is basically a Slimline vibe...and thus not a vibe that I am interested in (full disclosure: I didn't even test this one out, cause if you've tested one, you've tested them all). And though the press materials that came with the L'Intimate suggested that it was compatible with numerous vibrators, as I scanned the list I realized that they were all pretty much just some variation on the Slimline vibe. You could probably get away with discreetly tucking a smaller vibe inside the L'Intimate interior, but don't expect this to hide, say, your Hitachi Magic Wand or favorite Rabbit.

But Lux, you're probably thinking now: you still haven't answered the most important question of all! Don't worry, friends, I was saving the best for last. As the owner of a very heavily shedding cat, I've invested quite a bit of money in lint rollers, so I know a good one when I see one. The L'Intimate? Well, it's pretty middle of the road: your basic sticky sheet lint roller, which'll probably get most of the lint/pet hair/whatever off your clothes...but might require a few sheets.

So: a decent lint roller that's capable of hiding certain vibrators and other intimate secrets. Given that the L'Intimate alone is only $11 (with a vibrator, it ranges from $28-$35), it's not that bad a deal. At the end of the day, it really comes down to this: is it weirder for your friends to see the vibrator by your bed...or the lint roller?

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