Big Boobed Brunettes All Want To Be Lucy Pinder’s Cat

Actually, it's just Kelly Hall who wants to be Lucy's cat. She said, "She's so lovely! She's actually just a very warm, king love machine. She has all these posh cats that she feeds gourmet fish to and strokes on her lap. I would very much like to be Lucy Pinder's cat. Imagine being stroked on Lucy Pinder's lap all day!" We figure the other girls are going to get jealous and want to join in.

And perhaps this is what the future of lad mags holds for us. All of the blonde girls will continue holding down the toplessness fort while the brunettes reveal themselves as witches and Lucy Pinder turns them all into cats and starts a feline lad's mag. We don't think we'd buy that publication, but we'd definitely read through it to get Lucy's top ten breast-enhancing potion recipes.

· Via Top Babes Blog (topbabesblog.org)