The Spirit Of The Seasonal Wank

We've been pretty into HJs lately. Is fall the primo season for this activity? Is that why? Foliage is changing, apples are coming around, daylight's dwindling... and did we mention nothing complements a cardigan like an HJ?

All these elements coming together makes it prime time for handies as far as we're concerned. Because if there's any sight to match the golden red ombré of fall leaves, it's the contrast of pale and opalescent splooge. And what's a better snack after climaxing in the hands of a partner than a healthy, refreshing apple? And, hell, if you're not gonna be carousing about all night like in the summer, may as well wank each other off as an early dusk settles in. See? It all makes sense. Although we suppose the HJ at large is actually evergreen, there's nothing to stop us from celebrating the particular joys of the autumn JO.