“The Babysitter 7”: Love, Loss, And Anilingus

Manuel Ferrara is a recent widower and single father who's having trouble getting his life back on track. He may not know it, but what he needs is a new woman in his life: someone he can connect with, someone to hold at night, someone whose asshole is a sweet flower begging him to taste its nectar. Could Maddy O'Reilly be that woman?

Perhaps, except for the fact that Maddy has a boyfriend, Richie Calhoun. But does he really respect her? Does Richie Calhoun respect anything? Rumor has it* that Richie prays to ancient blood gods in order to bring about The Quickening; that doesn't sound like the kind of guy you want licking your clit while the sun pours through the windows all majestic and whatnot.

But still, Richie and Maddy do have a solid sex life. Besides the aforementioned sun-drenched clit licking, they're all about spooning and sucking and otherwise cradling each other while they hump. Admittedly, this closeness is partially the product of Richie's tiny bed, but we're sure there's a genuine bond between them, too. On the other hand, he's just as snuggly with Lia Lor when she comes over to suck his cock. In fact, maybe they're the ones in love and we should be cheering for Richie's infidelity; look at the way Lia locks her leg around Richie's thigh as she rides him and tell us that ain't some true affectionate biz.

Elsewhere, Maddy is getting closer to Manuel. Even though there's a significant age gap between them they find that they have a lot in common, and as Manuel opens his heart to her, Maddy feels compelled to heal his wounds and wipe away his tears with her ass cheeks. That is exactly what he needs. Yes, on the bed he and his wife once shared, Manuel buries his face in Maddy's butt, licks from crack to clit, has his glans swirled around by her young yet talented tongue, and pounds her pussy with her leg in the air and his hand gripping her throat. Incidentally, Manuel liked using that same position with his late wife, Veronica Avluv. Habits, eh?

And yes, we get to enjoy a flashback in which Veronica sucks the come out of Manuel's member. He doesn't choke her like he does to Maddy, and we don't know why. Perhaps he can't do that to the mother of his child? Hey, we're not here to examine Manuel's sexual hangups. That's what we do at the bar after work.

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