Danny Wylde And Chad Alva Made A Sick New Metal Album

[youtube LwlAXjItmsY 628 353]Danny and Chad aren't just handsome and talented slingers of penis, they're also bandmates in a dark, minimalist metal/electronica group called Chiildren, and they just released their first digital EP. We're so proud of them! They found the time to be edgy and freaky in a whole different arena than the one they're usually edgy and freaky in, and the result is music that feels like being massaged by precise squirts of liquid mercury at the base of your skull.

To get you excited for the release of "The Other People," we offer the video for their first single, "Girl in the Dirt," starring Lily LaBeau. It's demonic and haunting yet terribly charming; you get the sense that there's some evil math involved in the electronic jams but it's smoothed over with a smear of grunginess, and then the guitars and the screaming come out.

You can stream the full album (or, you know, buy it because it's only five bucks) at Chiildren's Bandcamp page, and it's available at Amazon as well. And if you won't buy it unless it's on iTunes, well, it's going to be there soon, you big weirdo.

Many cheers to Chiildren for the birth of "The Other People"!

· Follow Chiildren on Facebook and Twitter